This was after having spread cupcake mix all over the kitchen (lifted up the arm on the kenwood beater, adjusted the dial to rotate the thing slowly in order to get lumps off the far side, turned the silly contraption the wrong way and whola! Flying cupcake hits the cupboards. Who feels silly now?).
Actually, it was two recipes. I wanted to make some reasonably plain ones to start off with, unfortunately such an outrageous recipe doesn't appear to exist. Instead I used separate ones for the cake and the icing, tweaked both because I am always incabable of sticking to the things, ended up with something entirely unlike either... meh.
In the event that someone does give a damn:
Used this one for the icing: http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/recipes/530300/rose-and-pistachio-cupcakes
(added some cream cheese in place of about 30g of the butter, didn't put the full 120g butter/cheese amount in, still ended up with far too much for my near-tripled number of cupcakes. How much icing does one cupcake need!?!)
... aaaaand this one for the base: http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/recipes/469242/Karen-Fraser-s-vanilla-cupcakes
(used the margarine for a bit of variety- already got butter in the icing. Sifting the flour is a waste of time. I didn't. Turned out just fine.)
Recipe:(As now appears in my notebook. Only considerably more neat.)
175g SR Flour
175g Caster Sugar
1.5tsp Baking Powder
3 Large Eggs (beat them!)
1tsp Vanilla Extract
200g Icing Sugar
90g Softened Butter
30g Cream Cheese
+ Preheat oven to 180 degrees C.
+ Chuck everything into a bowl, mix until it is no longer necessary.
+ Shove into the oven for 18-20 mins.
+ Hey Presto! Cupcakes.
+ Chuck everything in. Mix everything up.
Decorate at own discretion.